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Alan Colmes-Eye brow tragically stuck in that position
|Age:||120(in Space Man years)|
Early Life Edit
Alan Colmes was crushed by a farmer's tractor early in his life which caused several horrific and goofy looking mutilations to occur to his face. His eye brow is also always up, giving him a permanently surprised look. Before he was at Fox he was a comedian.
At Fox News Edit
While at Fox News he worked/works as a token liberal. His purpose is to act like an idiotic person and claim that he is a liberal. He is the only liberal person who look bad enough to make Sean Hannity look good. Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. summed up his job best. He compared "Hannity & Colmes" to a Harlem Globetrotters game, where Colmes' "whole job is to lose every argument", in addition to looking like a dying beaver. He left Hannity and Colmes at the end of 2008.