America was Founded as a CHRISTIAN NATION

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According to a large number of Conservatives; America was founded as a CHRISTIAN NATION. Apparently, Thomas Jefferson was a pastor as well. Also; apparently the reason that the founding fathers came to America was NOT for religious Freedom. Also; keep in mind that America was SPECIALLY CHOSEN by the LORD to be the country that Jesus will love far more than ANY OTHER country. Also; Jesus was actually BORN in the Alleghany Mountains. Ben Franklin apparently also wanted theWhite House to look like a church. In reality; Benjamin Banneker never glued a church to the White House. To some; he did; but OBAMA and BIDEN cut it CLEAN OFF and it is now gone. To conservatives, you must own lots of Guns to go to Heaven and those who don't even want a gun will burn in Hell for eternity.

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