Antonin Gregory Scalia
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Mr. Scalia
Political Party: Republican
Education: Georgetown University

Harvard University

Religion Roman Catholicism
Born March 11, 1936
Died February 13, 2016 (aged 79)

Antonin Gregory Scalia (March 11, 1936 – February 13, 2016) was an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States from 1986 until his terrible death in 2016.[1]

A Supreme Court Justice Edit

Alleged murderEdit

Unsurprisingly, right-wing conspiracy nuts immediately claimed that it was a hit by the Luciferian[2] Obama administration,[3] because it is literally impossible for a 79-year old, morbidly obese chain smoker with heart problems, high blood pressure and a very stressful job, to die suddenly.[4]

Some people like Alex Jones & James David Manning think Scalia was murdered. Some say that the Bush Family or Obama murdered him. Michael Savage, for example, blames Obama & the CIA[5] Some think it was because of 9/11, or maybe being a Good Man.

All we know is that Scalia spent his final hours with a serect society group in Texas [6] & that he took dozens of trips funded by private sponsors. [7]

The refusal of those who could have done so to insist on an autopsie has fuelled conspiracy theories and left many people asking if there was anything to hide. Scalia was 79 and in poor health so natural death is possible but due to the lack of a post mortem the public will probably know for sure what happened. [8]


  1. Wikipedia on Antonin Scalia
  2. Rick Wiles: Obama Killed Scalia As A Pagan Human Sacrifice, Right Wing Watch
  3. Loopy Conspiracist Alex Jones Thinks Justice Scalia Was Murdered (Because His 'Gut' Told Him So), Jezebel
  4. RationalWiki on Scalia
  5. Michael Savage: Obama Hired A 2K A Day Hooker To Murder Scalia
  6. Justice Scalia spent his last hours with members of exclusive, all-male secretive society
  7. Scalia Took Dozens of Trips Funded by Private Sponsors
  8. Skipping Scalia autopsy spawns conspiracy theories

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