Arnold Schwarzenegger

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The Governator of Calyfornya

Ahnold Alois Schwarzenegger is a former Governator of Calyfornya. For years he was the fat child of a Nazi police chief [1] which wasn't his fault but then he got friendly with "former" Nazi Kurt Waldheim which was his fault. [2] He is also a disease effecting the Kennedy family. The Arnold starred in many movies after winning some major body-building competitions. His first great movie success was the part of Conan the Barbarian, a rather appropriate role considering his reputed charming harassment of women.

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The govenor after a serious burn

He would really love to become the US President, but seeing how a) he failed at running a state and drove them into bear bankruptcy, and b) Wasn't born in the US, he really couldn't win, or for that matter even run. If he did win, he wouldn't read plans that EPA have, and a city would probably be put under a giant dome. Maybe.

He is a cybernetic organism: living tissue over metal endoskeleton. Listen, and understand. That governor is out there. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead. He also played a killer robot in several movies. [3]

He was elected Republican Governator of California and started using Conservative politics that drive economies to the ground, hell they were even approved by Bush. However, many conservatives say he is a RINO since he supports gun control.

In September of 2015 it was announced that Schwarzenegger would replace Donald Trump as the host of Celebrity Apprentice.[1]



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