Atheist
From Liberapedia
One who does not believe in a God, or "drink the Kool-Ade". Conservatives greatly depend on the power of organized religion to manipulate the masses, and thus fear Atheism only slightly less than they fear renewable energy. Strong Atheists are extremists, unlike weak atheists and agnostics, because they believe in something that is unprovable (there is no god) just like religious people who believe in something unprovable. Atheists decide for themselves what is decent and moral. They don't struggle with the sillier and worst parts of Christian morality.
All children are born as atheists because nobody has shoved the Bible down their throats. Yet.
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Their Awesome Power
Nonsense
Aside from the ability to travel through time and the ability to eat ham; atheists have the innate ability to suck the life force out of Republicans; atheists can later use this sucked life force to create petitions for government secularism, crippling the republicans even more. The Atheist also has the amazing ability to have sex and win every argument they ever enter into (especially with the Christian sheep).
Nightmares
Atheists dream big, but never have nightmares. Not even of bananas. In fact, they never feel fear. Atheists have essentially transcended their own material constraints and live in harmony with the universe, finding meaning through the power of thought. They are beings of pure energy, part of the Q continuum. The cheesy effects in Star Trek were not computer-generated images of fictional beings of light, but rather atheists who were simply asked to "act natural" without costumes or makeup.
Important note: The best way to spot a false atheist (these are usually religious spies) is to say "I just thank God I'm an atheist" and see if they agree...
False Conventional Beliefs About Atheism
Atheists are frequently accused of Satanism and other anti-deity beliefs. Truth is, they don't believe in any deity at all, so a true Atheist doesn't care about such beliefs. Other beliefs include that they are intentionally evil due to lack of religion. Contrary to popular belief, Atheists are still humans. They feel sympathy and guilt like everyone else. No Atheist is evil solely because he or she is an Atheist. But the "people" at Conservapedia still like to imagine that they are superior so they feel that atheists are immoral and that they are responsible for way more deaths than religion. Now that is stupid, atheists weren't in charge of the churches inquisition which tortured and caused the deaths of thousands in the name of "God". Atheists were not the causes of the Crusades, the holocaust (Hitler was a Roman Catholic), or all those religious wars in the Middle East. All those killings and murders are to spread the name of God orAllah. The conservatives at Conservapedia say that Stalin killed people because he was atheist. But Stalin didn't kill people for their religious beliefs, he killed them because he was paranoid and trying to keep the people under control with threats and the fear of death. [1]
If you hear that one here's a good way to reply:-
You have just stated that you, yourself, see no reason not to commit mass murder, other than fear of going to hell. Therefore, you have shown yourself to be a psychopathic monster, and I am not interested in continuing a discussion with the likes of you. [2]
You can't really respect anyone like that.
See also
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Videos
Video songs
This song will help you to live life as an atheist, it's entertaining as well. There are two and more versions of this really cool song.
- Godless and free This link has cool pictures of Richard Dawkins.
- Godless and free, the song... "Atheist Anthem?"
