This article is part satire. Please don't assume we mean it all.
'Baptism is a rather pointless act of dumping water on to newborn babies. It's done by neocons as an effort to waste water.
Seriously that holy baptismal water may contain Germs. That could make the baby sick. The religious indoctrination they give kids when they are older matters more.
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