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Boris Johnson thinks he is cool

Boris Johnson is the current mayor of London, former Member of parliament for Henley on Thames, former editor of the Spectator and well know British fool and comically unkempt. [1]

He is a Conservative, but he isn't just regular crazy he is totally crazy [2] thats why people like him and that's why people vote for him! Isn't it great to have a wanker someone this wacky in charge of a city with 8 million people and the GDP of Argentina?!

He also defends right-wing policy with this gem of logic:

  • "I'm a one-nation Tory. There is a duty on the part of the rich to the poor and to the needy, but you are not going to help people express that duty and satisfy it if you punish them fiscally so viciously that they leave this city and this country. I want London to be a competitive, dynamic place to come to work."

Suggesting that he thinks that London will cease to be Eurasia's financial centre if he improves the welfare system there. This just might have something to do with his £500,000/year payroll... First Appearance London Olymsons Voiced by Dan Thomson

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