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- Define the question.
- Consult the Bible.
- Consult their pastors.
- Consult their mommies.
- Consult their daddies (men count for more than women among Conservatives).
- Consult their wives/husbands (especially husbands).
- Hire a bunch of accountants to see which method makes them the most money.
- Use the plan with the most profit.
- Look for reasons in the Bible or in what their pastor told them why the most profitable plan is also consistent with Conservative Christianity.