Contraband is an international criminal law term that could mean:
- smuggler goods
- stolen goods
- the fruits of fraud, forgery, etc.
Known dealers in contraband are, accordingly:
- George W. Bush (deals fraudulent WMDs imagined in Iraq)
- Dick Cheney (fraudulates WMDs)
- John McCain (buys the Elixer of Life from the black market or gets Botox so he can pretend he's still young)
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