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Contraband is an international criminal law term that could mean:

  • smuggler goods
  • stolen goods
  • the fruits of fraud, forgery, etc.

Known dealers in contraband are, accordingly:

  1. George W. Bush (deals fraudulent WMDs imagined in Iraq)
  2. Dick Cheney (fraudulates WMDs)
  3. John McCain (buys the Elixer of Life from the black market or gets Botox so he can pretend he's still young)

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