David Blaine
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Mr. Blaine
Occupation: Magician and endurance something
Born April 4, 1973

David Blaine is famous for concocting endurance tests that would prompt even Jean Paul Sartre to ask "What's the point?" He camped out in a block of ice for 61 hours in Manhattan and lived in a plastic box beside the River Thames relieving himself into diapers and enduring heckles from Britons who have a higher standard for absurdity than North Americans.[1]

David Blaine is famous for being a magical wizard who can send people back to dinosaur time (but you won't get to ride one)! He dated Madonna. Despite all his endurance stunts Blaine did not kill himself in 2015.


  1. Why(the author hates) David Blaine

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