|Federal Bureau of Investigation|
Seal of the Federal Bureau of Investigation
|Formed:||July 26, 1908|
|Motto:||Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity|
The FBI is the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Sort of like the domestic version of the CIA. They, obviously, investigate criminal matters.
VANDALIZE LIBERAPEDIA AND WE WILL REPORT YOU TO THE FBI. WE WILL REALLY!!!!
That was kidding. They consider Wiki vandalism just a "nuisance."
Noted Homeschooler Andrew Schlafly attempted to report two vandals on Conservapedia to the FBI. The request was not accepted. In a totally "this-was-coming-to-you" moment, the FBI officer that Andy spoke to, rejected Andy's request, after that the last thing he said was "Godspeed."