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Florida is a subsection of government within the United States. It is bordered by Georgia to the north and Alabama to the north and west.

Florida would be the Greatest State in the Union, if it wasn't for all the Rednecks, NASCAR, Fundamentalist Christians, Pensacola Christian College, conservatives, racist Neighborhood Watchers, Jeb Bush, oppressive heat, hurricanes, Vermont, Massachusetts and California to compete with. Florida is notorious for having the worst ballot counting system in the world. Because Florida's system was so poor in the 2000 election, George Bush was able to win the presidency.

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