Florida would be the Greatest State in the Union, if it wasn't for all the Rednecks, NASCAR, Fundamentalist Christians, Pensacola Christian College, conservatives, racist Neighborhood Watchers, Jeb Bush, oppressive heat, hurricanes, along with Vermont, Massachusetts and California to compete with. Florida is notorious for having the worst ballot counting system in the world. Because Florida's system was so poor in the 2000 election, George Bush was able to win the presidency.
Florida has one Democratic Senator, Bill Nelson and one Republican Senator, Marco Rubio. Bill Nelson is one of the only so called "Moderate Democrats" in the senate. Marco Rubio is sort of a Centrist. He ran in 2016 and lost the Republican Primary to a far-right idiot.
- Jacksonville - Pro-Trump Rednecks
- Orlando - Disney World!
- Miami - prove that Global Warming exists
- Tallahassee - The State's Capital
- Pensacola - Known for It's Revolutionary War History, Home of Pensacola Christian College.
- Tampa - Just a city on the west-central coast.
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