Here we're parodying Conservapedia and we know we're exaggerating.

Fun's kinda like...sorta like...let me spell it out.

F is for friends you do stuff together.
U is for you and me.
N is for anywhere and anytime at all done here in the great blue sea.

For a conservative, fun is:

F is for fire that burns down the whole town.
U is for uranium...bombs.
N is for no survivors WHEN YOU...

But we all know that is not what fun is about. If you're Conservative, sing the first version several times. Don't worry about the tingling feeling you'll probably develop. It's a good thing.

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