Einstein's ghost made an appearance on Late Night with Conan o' Brien in 2006, since the ghost has no mass it could travel at light speed.
The theory of relativity was revealed to be actually, "if shes not a relative, then shes okay to get with."
Above all things though, Albert Einstein is and formost a
communist Capitalist. We aren't sure what he was but since he was Jewish the Antisemites will certainly make up something nasty.