Elvis I Love Dubya And W And Karl Rove Aaron Presley (September 11, 1994-January 20, 2009) was an advisor to former President George W. Bush on the topic of Homeland security. He was Dubya's right-hand man and he often worked with Dubya to extend the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and cause the worst economic recession since the Great Depression. Presley was also a whiny teenager in another form and wanted to shop at the mall and neglect his duties. Presley was assassinated by Wayne Brady right after Obama was sworn into office, so only Rove would live and work as an commentor at Unfair and Imbalanced News.

Some guy started a conspiracy that Presley was a popular singer from the 1950's-1970's. This factlie has been disproven since who else could have caused the mess in the US homeland security?

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