Fun:Fidel Castro

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We sometimes like to mix parody and satire with good information. We know you're smart enough to tell the difference.

Fidel Castro is a man from Cuba, with an affinity for cigars. He can't be very nice because his country is a dictatorship and he is a dictator.

He has survived over 630 assassination attempts by the CIA. Thus, he's a pretty smooth guy.

No, he isn't dead.

Yes, he is!

No, he isn't.

Shut up!

OK maybe!

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