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The war was started by filthy Arabs from Saudi Arabia when they flew their freedom hating Devil jets into the
World Trade Centre Statue of Liberty. This caused an international uproar, with every person on Earth yearning for America's holy retaliation.
The attack was quickly and efficiently traced back to Al Quada and Osama Bin Laden then a guest of the Taliban in Afghanistan. But they didn't have oil, so Dubya decided to go for the Devil worshipping and godless nation of Iraq. King Bush II expertly decided to liberate the heathen country of its godlessness.
The United Nations, not at all objective that it might cause military and domestic conflict everywhere on the globe, agreed with the proposal to liberate godless Iraq and even offered military support. But the selfless America refused, saying that only American (and other coalition) soldiers should be sacrificed in the name of freedom. The heroic American army quickly crushed the filthy Arabs and liberated Iraq.
America also liberated Afghanistan.
America is the greatest country on Earth. It has no flaws and has the greatest political system ever: freedom.
They are everywhere. They have infiltrated the very foundations of our society. They attend our reception desks, they drive our taxis, some of them even have their own countries. There are stories that the filthy Arabs have even been elected President.