Growth Hormone

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Here we're parodying Conservapedia and we know we're exaggerating.

Growth Hormone is illegal in baseball. Baseball players who use growth hormone only care about setting records (that will get burned in a fire anyway). They have no respect for their own bodies or the game because they cheat.

Conservatives also force feed growth hormones to cows. Do you really want to eat a chunk of ???? We won't know what growth hormone in beef does to people for twenty or thirty years. Then Neocon businessmen will try and stop you finding out. Conservatives don't love you baby.

Growth Hormone also causes cancer. Conservatives don't care and will feed it to cows anyway because they only care about money.

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