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Heaven is a giant golden city in the sky (with lots of prety gardens) widely believed by most conservatives to not only be an afterlife paradise that is reserved as a reward for living a morally good life, but also the place they will go when they die. This is because conservatives don't understand the concept of a paradox. It is believed by the Mormon "Mitt Romney" that in heaven blacks are slaves, see Bill Maher on Mormonism and Religion in Politics and Bill Maher is really cool here. The concept of heaven originated as a way to keep the elite in power, in order to discourage the masses from improving their single life here on Earth.

Cosmic Temperature ParadoxEdit

If one examines the Bible, one discovers that Heaven is hotter than Hell, even though the latter is supposed to be an inferno of eternal torment (God loves us so much). Heaven, where the light of the sun is magnified x7, is 950 degrees Fahrenheit, while Hell, with all the sulfur, cannot be hotter than 832 degrees.

Heaven on EarthEdit

Very many, possibly most liberals have some religious faith and there are Conservative atheists. We're liberal Freethinkers on this website and we like getting together with others who agree with us.

Heaven exists on Earth where there are liberal atheist non-monogomous women of legal age who like to have a good time. Traditionally these women like liberal atheist men.

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