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Internets is an incorrect term intended to refer the the Internet.

This term is also used by George W. Bush to describe a "series of tubes", presumably plumbing, through which he tries to send "information", which is presumably a euphemism for dirty stuff that you remove through plumbing. Former President Bush claimed there is not just one Internet, but many Internets. One of these Internets was actually e-mailed to Alaskan Senator Ted Stevens in June 2006, according to a speech he gave on the Senate floor:

"Ten movies streaming across that, that Internet, and what happens to your own personal Internet? I just the other day got... an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday, I got it yesterday. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the Internet commercially.

"They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."

Mr. Stevens was on a committee that regulates the Internets. Yes, boys & girls & hermaphs, the great and wonderful Government of the United States chose this man to look after your most precious resource. A person who believes it to be something that he cannot properly express in words to the rest of us.

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