Jack Thompson

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Jack Thompson is considered to be the anti-anti-Christ as well as being a nefarious love-child of Hitler and Godzilla. He suffers from only one weakness, the sound of Children having fun, it makes him sick, like, Malcolm McDowell in clockwork orange sick, which, to you Philistines out there, is pretty damned sick. He sucks because he wants to make games like unreal Tournament or halo illegal.

He's been disbarred. [1]


  1. Jack Thompson Disbarred

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