Jack Thompson

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Jack Thompson is considered to be the anti-anti-Christ as well as being a nefarious love-child of Hitler and Godzilla. He suffers from only one weakness, the sound of Children having fun, it makes him sick, like, Malcolm McDowell in clockwork orange sick, which, to you Philistines out there, is pretty damned sick. He sucks because he wants to make games like unreal Tournament or halo illegal.


He's been disbarred. [1] It's alleged Thompson:

made false statements of material fact to courts and repeatedly violated a court order...communicated the subject of representation directly with clients of opposing counsel...engaged in prohibited ex parte communications...publicized and sent hundreds of pages of vitriolic and disparaging missives, letters, faxes and press releases to the affected individuals...targeted an individual who was not involved with (Thompson) in any way, merely due to 'the position (the individual) holds in state and national politics'...falsely, recklessly and publicly accused a judge of being amenable to the 'fixing' of cases," and so on. [2]


  1. Jack Thompson Disbarred
  2. Report: Jack Thompson, game industry scourge, disbarred

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