James K. Polk

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James K. Polk was the 11th President of the United States. He served as president between 1845 and 1849. He was a Democrat, which, at the time, meant "conservative". His conservatism was evident in that he was from the South, supported the evil Slavery, and went to war with Mexico, the later of which is eerily similar to what modern neocons want to do. Also, he killed Native Americans in order to claim the territory of modern day Oregon. Oregon has since apologized for this, and wants nothing to do with this batshit crazy president who annexed the area.


Unlike a lot of conservatives, he was not fat. The reason for this is unknown.

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