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|Jerome Allen Seinfeld|
|Political Party:||He may be part of the Democratic Party|
|Education:||Queens College, City University of New York|
|Born||April 29, 1954|
His moderate side comes from his criticisms of college campuses, claiming they're too PC for a comedian to even perform in.
Seinfeld is a comedian and what he says is sometimes really funny, see below.
Jerry Seinfeld quotesEdit
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. 
[about pregnancy and babies] It's like getting ready for your own birth. Nothing prepares you . . . When those eyes meet your eyes -- I was feeling things I never had feelings like before. I never loved anyone so much at first meeting. I love her so much! But! - Let's make no mistake why these babies come here: to replace us. Their first words are "Mama", "Dada" and "Bye-bye". We'll see who's wearing the diapers when this is all over.