John Forbes Kerry
Secretary Kerry
Political party: Democratic
Education: Political Science (B.A.)

Law (J.D.)

Alma mater Yale University

Boston College

Religion Roman Catholicism
Born December 11, 1943

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John Forbes Kerry is an American politician who was a senator from Massachusetts from the 2nd day of January, 1985, to the 1st day of February, 2013. He was Secretary of State for Obama's second term. He served in the Vietnam war. He also pointed out that uneducated Americans are the ones who typically "get stuck in Iraq".

Had only poor votes been counted Kerry would have won 40 states. Had only rich votes been counted he would have won only 4 states. This shows who supported Dubya.

Kerry was the Secretary of State under President Obama from 2013 until 2017.

Conspiracy theoryEdit

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John Kerry was funded by a conspiracy involving George W. Bush in order to defeat any rival that could actually have stood a chance of being a decent president. He proceeded to run for President in 2004, and lost. This devastated Democrats and the United States for 4 more years.

Bike AccidentEdit

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This is The photo of Kerry riding his bike in 2015 that caused his right femur to be broken

In May of 2015 John Kerry suffered a Bike crash in Scionzier, France which resulted in him breaking his right femur. [1] This is not his first bike accident as he previously suffered one in 1992 which injured his shoulder.[2]

Hurricane Katrina Edit

Kerry & his running mate John Edwards critzed President Dubya for his response to Hurricane Katrina.[3] Later Kerry sent aid to the victims[4][5]

Feud with John McCainEdit

Kerry had a feud with senator John McCain about the Obama administration's in its handling of Russia and Ukraine.[6]

Climate ChangeEdit

In October 2015 Mr. Kerry called for countries to reach an international agreement to reduce carbon-dioxide emissions [7] & urges unity on fighting climate change.[8]

LGBT RightsEdit

In 2004 John Kerry supported gay Civil unions but didn't want to call that marriage. [9] As of 2011[10] he fully supports Gay marriage rights & say they are Human rights. [11] & he raised the issue with the Nigeria president[12]

2016 RaceEdit

He did not run in 2016, the only 4 Democratic candidates in the 2016 race were Joe Biden, Martin O'Malley, Bernie Sanders, and Hillary Clinton.


See alsoEdit


  1. John Kerry to stay overnight at Geneva hospital after bike accident
  2. Kerry resting after shoulder surgery
  3. Kerry, Edwards Criticize Bush Over Response to Hurricane
  4. John Kerry's Katrina Aid Arrives Late
  6. Kerry vs. McCain: Sharp Words Fly at Senate Hearing
  7. John Kerry Urges Unity on Fighting Climate Change
  9. Kerry Again Opposes Same-Sex Marriage
  10. John Kerry backs gay marriage
  11. Kerry: LGBT rights are human rights
  12. Kerry raises LGBT rights with Nigerian president

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