|Karl Christan Rove|
|Education:||University of Utah (did not graduate)|
|Born||December 25, 1950|
Seriously creepy shitEdit
|“||The aide said that guys like me were "in what we call the reality-based community," which he defined as people who "believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality." I nodded and murmured something about enlightenment principles and empiricism. He cut me off. "That's not the way the world really works anymore." He continued "We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors ... and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."||”|
— Ron Suskind on Karl Rove
|“||If I wished, I could float off this floor like a soap bubble.'||”|
— O'Brien, 1984
Indeed, the act of doublethink, the self-taught art of convincing oneself that a delusional fantasy is true, to the point the act of convincing oneself becomes subconscious, is the ultimate outcome of a fanatical adherence to the ideology of American exceptionalism.
The Los Angeles Times believes Karl Rove is under investigation over attorneys who were fired allegedly with political motives. 
Seriously, we can't begin to describe Karl Rove Edit
So, if you've a free week or two, and a strong temperament, Just enter the terms "Karl Rove" and "Dirty Tricks" into your favorite search engine. You can't believe everything you read on the Internet, but Damn! The only good thing we can think of to say about Karl Rove is that he inspired a really entertaining "Family Guy" episode. Karl Rove as "Lord of the Sith" is just too perfect.
Rove and BushEdit
Karl Rove is Bush's brain. He is the handler of George Bush, who must request permission from Rove before performing any action more complicated than going to the bathroom. (Perhaps now he's retired the Shrub has a little more freedom.)
Statements about other peopleEdit
In October of 2015 Rove called Bernie Sanders "An Elderly Dyspeptic Bilbo Baggins" which was really amusing because even though Sanders is Older then Rove. He is Ten Thousand time better then Rove.
Trump is a loserEdit
In January 2016 Karl Rove said he believed that the GOP is going to lose the White House & Congress if Donald Trump is the Republican candidate for President of the United States. Rove believes Cruz would also harm the GOP as presidential candidate and would prefer someone else, not either of thowe two.  In March 2016 the UK BBC wrote that Trump will more likely than not be the Republican candidate.  It looks like Rove and the GOP will have to live with that.
- Karl Marx Same first name, different ideology
- ↑ Federal lawyer to talk to Rove
- ↑ , Atheist?
- ↑ Is Karl Rove an Atheist? What Does George W. Bush Believe?
- ↑ Karl Rove Loves Calling Bernie Sanders an 'Elderly, Dyspeptic Bilbo Baggins'
- ↑ Karl Rove: Obama wishing Americans “Merry Christmas” in Hawaiian proves he’s un-American and soft on ISIS
- ↑ Karl Rove: Romney 'Has a Shot' at the White House
- ↑ Mitt Romney Says No to 2016 Presidential Run
- ↑ Karl Rove: GOP Will Lose White House And Senate If Trump Becomes President
- ↑ US election 2016: Trump and Rubio row over Islam 'hate'