Kim Jong II
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"Dear Leader" Kim Jong Il, is a mad, conservative dictator. (Please let the record show that it is obvious that he is conservative because he is a mad dictator.) Communist dictators and Fascist dictators have much in common because both get corrupted by power and end off doing bad things to their people.
Ruling over the impoverished and isolated nation of North Korea, Kim Jong Il has been responsible for the mass starvation, torture, and oppression of millions of people. He has also perpetrated an insane personality cult centering around him and his late father Kim Il Sung. The dictator has also taken an interest in nuclear weaponry and acts of state sponsored terrorism.
Kim Jong Il enjoys drinking imported cognac and dining on fresh lobster while his people eat grass off the hillsides. He likes films and arranged to have a South Korean film director kidnapped together with his girlfriend. [1]
He has a nickname "Menta Lee Il". That's because he looks mentally ill. [2]
Is he dead?
Unconfirmed reports suggest that Kim Jong Il may even have died. Look alike substitutes may be taking his place. If he is alive itβs likely that he has sufferen a disabling stroke. [3]
What his people may say
ALL HAIL GREAT LEADER!
References
- β http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/1907197.stm
- β [1]
- β http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Jong-il#2008_health_and_waning_power_rumors

