Massachusetts is one of the most important states in the United States of America.
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Despite being considered the most liberal state, Massachusetts is responsible for the evil scourge Mitt Romney. It is not known how he managed to prosper in such a liberal environment. However, John Kennedy was also from Massachusetts, so we forgive them.
The people of Massachusetts had enough sense not to vote for Richard Nixon even before the truth came out about Watergate. Unfortunately, the state voted for republican Scott Brown to replace the late Senator Ted Kennedy in January of 2010. He was disposed of in 2012, thankfully.
It should be noted that this state is home to the most successful professional sports teams of our day with in Football (American style) and Baseball. Those teams are the New England Patriots (football) and the Boston Red Sox [WTF!?]. (baseball) Noam Chomsky also has residence in this most hallowed commonwealth.
People from MassachusettsEdit
- John Kerry
- John F. Kennedy
- Ted Kennedy
- Rachel Maddow
- Mitt Romney (the state has apologized)
- Alexander Graham Bell (the inventor of the telephone)
- Mayor Quimby (The Simpsons)
- Scott Brown (What the hell?)
- Jill Stein (2012/2016 Green Party candidate and doctor)
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