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Mathematics is the art of using numbers to determine other numbers.

Republicans and mathsEdit

It is widely known that Republicans are immune to math. In the hands of a Republican, 32% may be a strong approval rating and the Internet may fit into a single e-mail. Current theories have it that Republicans have gained this remarkable ability to ignore the laws of reality by playing so much golf, in which the lowest score wins and from reading the Bible where maths doesn't add up. [1] [2]

See alsoEdit


  1. Cartoon about Religious fundies and maths
  2. Ezra 1:7-11

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