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NASCAR is a "sport" in which 43 drivers run circles around a track. There are 36 races in a season, at 22 tracks. NASCAR is not fun to watch, in fact it is quite boring and repetitive, and most of the drivers are conservative. Those few drivers who can speak understandable English are condemned by the sport, see Tony Stewart.

A favorite of Rednecks and gun enthusiasts, the ground-breaking redneck concept of "ANOTHER RIGHT TURN!" every few seconds enables them to drink beer and shoot things without missing much. The sound of cars roaring also enables them to claim ignorance for not listening to any sensible liberal.

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