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New York City

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New York City is a major US City on the Eastern seaboard. It is very famous for its history of skyscrapers, pizza, and big business headquartered there. The World Trade Center was there. New York City was once the capital of the USA but then they finally got finished building DC. The headquarters of the United Nations is in New York City. [1]

The Yankees play there in Major League Baseball.

Barbary Pirates made slaves of US sailors. Thomas Jefferson the American ambassador to France asked the ambassador from Tripoli "why do you do this" ,and the response was the Qur'an gives us permission to make slaves of non Muslims.

President Jefferson said "fuck you Tripoli", and implemented the pre-emptive strike doctrine and went Colin Powell on the Tripolians, hence the Marine Corps song "shores of Tripoli", with regime change in Tripoli the US Navy didn't have to deal with nasty terrorist pirates trying to make slaves of them.

Some think Islam by itself is a peaceful religion, but assclowns pervert it for their own economic selfish pussy ways.

Other than that, New York City has thin pizza

Because New York City is full of educated, intelligent, kind Americans it is a liberal stronghold. It is rumored that Republicans are unable to survive in such a liberal environment without constant medication.

When on the subway, you can assume that almost 90% of the people riding with you are hardcore democrats, and the other 10% that are not will be too afraid to say anything.

John Lennon once said of New York: "If I'd lived in Roman times, I'd have lived in Rome. Where else? Today America is the Roman Empire and New York is Rome itself."[2]