Barack Obama
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Barack Obama is the current President of the United States. He was the junior United States Senator from Illinois. He is working to end the war in Iraq, and to give us Universal Health Care.
He is a man who knows what it's like to overcome racism and rise up to become the president of the United States. He is a man who has united the entire Democratic party, and who aims to unite the nation.
He has been frequently opposed by born-again pro-family politicians who are horrified that his welfare policies may actually improve living conditions for low-income families.
Obama has also pledged to tax the rich and help the middle class and the poor. That has already put rich Neocons against him. Obama has already succeeded against the odds. He has shown the world that you don't have to be white to lead a diverse Western nation. Obama's big ambition is to unite the nation behind him. Obama is a realist and knows that he can only hope to unite most of the nation. He will have to settle for isolating rubbish like Metapedia and the KKK.
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Economy
Americans trust Obama to sort out the economic crisis[1] that George W. Bush wasn’t smart enough to prevent. Bush spent far too many years letting the economy slide and running an economic policy of, “Well let’s see what happens.” Now America and the world have seen what happened. Bush got us into the worst economic crisis in 60 years. As his first priority Barack Obama will cut taxes for ordinary Americans so ordinary Americans can become confident again. Soon after that there will be massive investment where America needs it. This investment will help create jobs so Americans will realize their dreams of a better life. [2] Many of these new jobs will be in energy saving firms and in developing renewable energy. [3] This will help America in two ways.
- Firstly, it will create new jobs now when they are desperately needed.
- Later when the oil runs out or when Global warming prevents people using existing oil the United States will have a lead in these technologies. The United States will have the chance use its newly-found expertise in renewable energy to benefit American citizens and the whole world.
Antichrist?
Obama cannot be the Antichrist, as the true Lucifer is already too busy conversing with George W. Bush, and pleasuring Republican senators to gain their votes. Besides, he is the second coming.
Neocons don't like him – because he’s a Democrat. Neocons are also scared. Obama’s policies will work better than the failed policies of Bush. He is not a Muslim. Talk about shallow. Conservatives (slanderously) claim that he is a Socialist, a Muslim, and an Atheist, despite the fact that it is rather difficult to be all three at once; he is actually a Christian politician who tries to help the poor. (Admittedly, this is rather novel). Many Conservatives still refuse to accept that he is not Muslim. Neocons also don't like Barack Obama because he is black and most Neocons are white racists. Barack Obama stands for the brighter tomorrow and life without racial tensions that America has so desperately needed.
Mistakes
Obama has made one mistake. In his 2006 book, 'The Audacity of Hope', while criticizing the economic policies of the Bush government, he said that they were unlikely to cause a major disaster that soon. D'oh! Well, nobody’s perfect.
Birth Certificate
Because conservatives like to complain about everything, they claim Obama has not yet provided a real birth certificate. Something about the one printed isn't right. In fact, neo-cons hijacked Republican Mike Castle's debate on health care short of killing everyone. A new certificate has been released stating he was born in Kenya; however, the vast number of glaring errors make it probable it was a liberal prank to see how gullible WorldNewsDaily and Conservapedia are.
Conservative media on Obama
Conservative media is constantly trying to crush Obama by calling him a socialist. This is due to the fact he is actually trying to help America and introducing Universal Health Care (something that every developed country should have), instead of appreciating that conservatives use America's traditional fear of communism to crush Obama. If having a healthcare system means that a country is socialist that means that countries like Germany, Netherlands, Canada, Great Britain, Norway, Sweden, Australia, Denmark and Finland are socialist.
Are they? No!
You see, that's conservative logic.
Forgetting something... Obama is a Christian!!!![4]
