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Ontology is the study of reality and the nature of being. There are a few main questions asked:

  • What exists?

More accurately,

  • What exists? Does it include Neocons?

Basic Questions Edit

Several fundamental questions are asked in ontology:

  • What is existence? Do Neocons do it? Is existence a property? What does it mean to say something does not exist?
  • What is an object? Can one give an account of what it means to say that an object exists?
  • What could it mean to say that non-physical things exist?
  • What constitutes the identity of an object? When does an object go out of existence, as opposed to merely changing?
  • What features are essential, not accidental, to a given object?

Answer key Edit

  • What is existence?
    • The quality or state of being a liberal
  • Do Neocons do it?
    • No, they are just dreams created to haunt liberals to do the right thing
  • Is existence a property?
    • Yes
  • What does it mean to say something does not exist?
    • It means that the object does not exist. Does that make sense? It does to George W. Bush!
  • What is an object?
  • Can one give an account of what it means to say that an object exists?
    • Yes
  • What does it mean to say that non-physical things exist?
    • To say that is to say that we are conscious, which by logic means that we are also liberal
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