Sarah Palin
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Sarah Palin (born February 11, 1964), is resigning as the governor of Alaska, dont cha know. But until 7AM on an August morning in 2008, few people in the other 49 states knew who she was...or cared to know. On August 29, 2008 Senator John McCain named her nominee for United States Vice President.
She is a former beauty pageant queen who dropped out of four other colleges before finally graduating from the University of Idaho with a degree in journalism.
As governor of Alaska she fired her ex brother in law, and got her husband a job as an executive with the BP company. She collaborated with Ted Stevens over a controversial pipeline. Later, she tried to cover that up. [2]
Sarah Palin hates polar bears; she believes they are evil and likely believes them to be the devil's abomination. She even tried to persuade the Bush administration to remove polar bears from the Endangered Species List to acquire more land space for oil drilling. [3].
Fortunately, Americans had enough sense not to elect McCain or her. She might run for president in 2012 with Joe the Plumber as a running mate. There may be no Republican better than she is, which is saying a lot. [4]
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Would she have been a bad VP, if elected?
- Palin believes that
Ronald Reaganthe Sky Wizard created the world...6,000 years ago. [5] - She believes in Abstinence-Only Sex-Ed [6], and thinks sex should only happen after marriage [7]. Yet, she has a knocked-up daughter [8]. (Well Abstinence education didn't stop her daughter getting pregnant and it's sad when teens like Bristol Palin don't get the Contraceptive education that they need.) Palin does maintain that abstinence is not 100% as shown by Sky Wizard's Son. It seems she opened her hotel door early in the morning wearing only a towel. Not exactly the best way to promote abstinence. [9] But this hypocrisy should not be surprising; it is a trademark of the Republican party.
- She tells lies, although this is not surprising, either, considering that this is a common trait amongst conservative politicians. What is noteworthy is that she's extraordinarily dumb, even for a creationist. [10]
- It seems that Palin hasn’t got 'round to studying geography. Apparently, she didn’t even know that Africa is a continent; she thought it was all one country. [11] While the Republican Party may be full of idiots, don't they have someone who's at least marginally more suitable as Vice President? It looks like they don't.
- She abused her power as governor in Alaska. [12][13] She sacked Public Safety Commissioner Walt Monegan. She says he refused to sack Michael Wooten, a state law enforcement official, and Mr. Wooten was unsuitable for the job. Her opponents say this was a family dispute, because Mr. Wooten was involved in a bitter divorce action against Palin’s sister. Sensible people know that when something like that happens you get an impartial person to decide who should be sacked. Even sysops on wikis know that if they have a personal dispute and the other party seems to need a block you get an impartial admin to deal with it.
He (McCain) also said his running mate Sarah Palin inspired people and predicted she "would play a big role in the future of this country". [1].
Does that mean she’ll carry on embarrassing the Republican Party and the United States?
- For a simulation of a hypothetical McCain-Palin presidency, watch Evita.
She's resigned as Governor of Asaska
Has little Sarah lost confidence in herself? Why on Earth could she possibly think that she's not up to her job.
Gaffe-filled interviews were seized on by critics as reasons why she was not up to the job. In one she cited Alaska's proximity to Russia as evidence of her foreign policy credentials, in another she appeared unsure of what constituted the vice-president's role. Comedians mocked her on prime time television and some members of her own party rounded on her. [2]
Family
Palin's oldest son Track is a high school drop out while her oldest daughter nearly dropped out after becoming pregnant at 17 years old. Her husband is a slave of big oil and kills innocent animals for fun. This is proof that stupidity is indeed genetic.
Signs of Mental Disability
- Palin claims to be able to see Russia from her house (irrational belief/lie, just plain silly). [citation needed]
- Has an imaginary friend named Joe the Plumber Who many believe to be a real person named Samuel who in fact is not a plumber.
- Claimed to have read all magazines then was unable to name one she read (incredible lie!).
- Has similar thoughts and belief of George W. Bush.
- Has been involved in beauty pageants.
- She's a Young-Earth Creationist.
- She's a Republican.
- Has a mental disability.
External links
- Sarah Palin RationalWiki article
- Shallow, fake... Sarah Palin is beyond parody
Videos
- Barbara Boxer calls Sarah Palin an Extremist Video of Barbara Boxer
- "Sarah Pale In Comparison" Cool song by Roy Zimmerman that shows how silly Sarah Palin is
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