Sean Hannity, a man with little education but thinks he has the answers to everything.
|Born||December 30, 1961|
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Sean "The Manatee" Hannity is the slightly more good looking half of Hannity & Colmes, though that is not saying much. Believed to have 666 on the back of his head.
The main feature of his radio show is him saying "liberals are bad" over and over again, slowly Brainwashing the Children of the Corn who listen. There are broadcasts where for 10 to 15 minutes all the listener hears is the host repeating the mantra "liberals are bad". This is reminiscent of the book Brave New World by
Aldous Adolphis Huxley where the children are brainwashed into their class system by listening to pre-recorded messages for the first 18 years of their life.
His Grand Parents were Irish immigrants, he may have had a horrible relationship with them as he seems to hate all current immigrants to the United States. He was born and raised in New York City, and everyone made fun of him for being a complete dumb ass. As most people in New York City are liberal Hannity decided to become a Conservative. During this time he may have began to enjoy watching others endure horrific pain or strife. He dropped out of two colleges and remains an uneducated idiot.
He hosted a radio show where he was kicked off for saying to a Lesbian "I feel sorry for your child". KCSB (where he worked) gave him the boot for discrimination. He was considered a horrible slime bag. Thus he went to Fox News, where he was greeted with open arms.
He hosts the show "Hannity" which often has an odd man whose eyebrow appears fixed in a permanently surprised position. Said man is to move out from under Hannity's desk an into an apartment soon.
On his show Hannity parodies Conservatives. He acts completely unaware of major laws in America and says insane things such as“It doesn't say anywhere in the Constitution this idea of the separation of church and state.” Although on his show he maintains that he is completely serious this is doubtful and he most likely is doing this for dramatic effect. I mean come on there is no possible way that anyone could actually be that stupid.
On his political satire show Hannity also often jumps on a bandwagon without completely understanding the issue, as a parody of conservatives. A notable example of this is his feverish, fanboyish support of Sarah Palin. He has also said things which hint that he, Bill O'Reilly, and Glenn Beck often masturbate to her picture. His Satire persona also Stereotypes other conservative actions, such as belief that John McCain is automatically going to make an excellent President because he is a former War veteran. A notable example of his election parody is his crying when Barack Obama was elected.
Hannity most often parodies Republicans who still like George W Bush. He often carries an unwavering belief that no matter how many horrific mistakes that the President makes we must stick with him or we are Terrorists. Many think that this is a satire of Bill O'Reilly. In addition he satires the Republican thought that going to a Church that isn't Liberal automatically makes you a good person.
“Let me be straight with you - I like George Bush. I think he's a man of principle, a man of faith. I think he's got a backbone of steel and he's a real, genuine, big-time leader ... He's a consequential figure for his time. We don't see it right now.” We'll never see it.
Hannity admitted in an interview with John Kasich that he believes that Saddam Hussein still WMD's.. Even though Kaisch (Liberapedia doesn't like Kasich either) told him no proof was shown. This means that Hannity may not want to admit that there were not any WND'S because
he likes kissing up to Dubya & his buddies like Ashcroft & Dick "Satan" Cheney he likes showing extreme respect for George W. Bush and capable close associates of Bush such as Cheney. It also proves that he likes to believe lies the truth as he always does.