A Great White shark.

Sharks are menacing looking animals. However, most are actually quite safe to be around, attacks are rare and usually not fatal. Driving to the beach is more dangerous. People often fear sharks. However, sharks have much more to fear of people (although most Republicans avoid coastlines). They'd rather send other people's sons to get killed in wars. They don't want to get killed themselves.

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