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The following is a list of things that conservatives and neocons are deathly afraid of (besides liberals). It has been arranged, to the best of my ability, in ascending order of what inspires the most fear, with the highest number being the thing that conservatives are most afraid of. Feel free to add to this list, but do not confuse things that conservatives fear with things that they hate. The would lead to suffering, which would in turn lead to the dark side.

Things Conservatives FearEdit

  1. The US Constitution
  2. Thinking
  3. Terrorism
  4. Communism
  5. Women
  6. Homosexuality
  7. Socialism
  8. Atheists
  9. Change
  10. The United Nations
  11. Renewable Energy
  12. Anarchism
  13. Hugo Chavez
  14. Democratic Socialism
  15. Liberalism
  16. Social Democracy
  17. Liberapedia
  18. Muslims
  19. Peace
  20. Scientology
  21. African-Americans
  22. Puppies
  23. Al Gore
  24. Real Democracy
  25. Love
  26. Barack Obama
  27. Fun
  28. Dungeons and Dragons

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