Tigers are awesome animals. They occasionally eat conservatives, however their numbers are dwindling because their natural habitat is being destroyed by hatemongering racist bigots driving Humvees. Tigers are also the largest feline in the world. .
Types of tigersEdit
Tigers exist in the wild in Asia. There are six subspecies of tiger, differing in size, habitat, stripes, and diet. The most common tiger is the Bengal Tiger, found in the forests of India and Bangladesh. There are an estimated 2,000 in the wild, making these tigers endangered. Other tigers include the Indochinese Tiger, the Siberian Tiger of Russia, the Malayan Tiger of Thailand and Malaysia, the Sumatran Tiger of Sumatra, and the South China Tiger of China and Vietnam. Tigers are related to Lions and other big cats.
If liberals get their way, tiger populations worldwide will increase, and the species will return to its original numbers. If Neocons get their way, the tigers will go extinct, their habitats instead being home to oil rigs and nuclear power plants.