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The United States of America is a country in the Northern American continent located south Canada and north of Mexico
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The United States of America is a Superpower in the Northern American continent located south of Canada and north of Mexico. This country was founded by many agnostics and atheists. George Washington, among many other heroic Americans, was a 'Freemason', [1] [2] which it is a sin to be, according to the Pope.

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France

France is the reason the USA escaped British rule. This remains true today. The French were better fighters during the 18th Century, but lost all sense of fighting in the 20th Century and now resort to pacifism, drinking wine, and insulting the rest of the free world.[1] (not quite pacifism as the Free French soldiers [3] and the French Resistance [4] fought bravely in the 2nd World War)


Under God

The words 'under God' were not in the 'Pledge of Allegiance' until 1954 [2] when the Knights of Columbus lobbied to have it inserted to make America different from the "Godless" Soviets [3][4] aided with John Lennon's famous quote on religion, before that, people could care less. When Alexander Hamilton was asked about the exclusion of God in the United States Constitution, he replied: "We forgot."

Politics

We sometimes like satire in Liberapedia so please don't take everything seriously.

The current President of the United States of America (almost always, erroneously, referred to as America) is Barack Obama, a member of the Democratic Party.

Incidentally a little known fact is that the United States of America no longer exists. It is has been transformed into the American Empire, but most, if not all conservatives still reject this claim.

All of those in the country who actually have an education of any sort, or simply common sense, are liberal. Andrew Schlafly style homeschooling isn't real education.

In the 2008 election, Mainstream America got tired of George W. Bush and voted for Barack Obama in large numbers because the opposing candidate, John McSame was Bush's 3rd term.

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States

Contains 50 States:

  1. Delaware: The First State; the smallest state; the most irrelevant state besides Wyoming
  2. New Hampshire: The Reddest State in New England; still pure blue
  3. Vermont: The Greenest state, both politically and literally
  4. Maine: The Lobster thermidor au crevattes with a Mornay sauce garnished with truffle patees and a fried egg on top and spam State
  5. Massachusetts: The Purple State, but very blue
  6. Rhode Island: The Half a State
  7. Connecticut: The Greenwich State
  8. New York: The Bluest Large State, though moderate
  9. New Jersey: The Toxic Waste Dump State
  10. Maryland: The "No-Y-Here" State
  11. Pennsylvania: The Penn Sylva State
  12. Ohio: The Sadness State
  13. Virginia: The Virgin State
  14. Indiana: The Native State
  15. North Carolina: The Really an Extension of SC State
  16. South Carolina: The Independent State
  17. Georgia: The George State
  18. Florida: The Cuban State
  19. Alabama: The Separate-but-Equal State
  20. Mississippi: The "S" State
  21. Missouri: The Failed "S" State
  22. Louisiana: The Louis State (like the French "looeee")
  23. Arkansas: The Jaundiced State
  24. Tennessee: The Country State
  25. Texas: The Empire of Bushworld State
  26. Oklahoma: The OK La Homa State
  27. North Dakota: The Nonexistent State
  28. South Dakota: The Nonexistent State Too
  29. West Virginia: The Nice Part of Virginia State
  30. Kentucky: The Kommunist State
  31. Arizona: The "Our-Borders-Are-Broken" State
  32. California: Da Golden Staat
  33. Nevada: The Snowy State
  34. Utah: The Mormon State
  35. Oregon: The Organ [instrument] State
  36. Washington: The General State; if the states formed a militia Washington would be general
  37. Idaho: The "No! You da ho" State
  38. Montana: The Mountain State
  39. Nebraska: The Skiing State
  40. Kansas: The Bleeding State
  41. Michigan: The Global Warming State
  42. Wisconsin: The Melancholy State
  43. Wyoming: The "Nobody-lives-here-so-go-away" State
  44. Hawaii: The Island State
  45. Alaska: The (Nebraska - Nebr + Al) State
  46. Colorado: The Almost "O" State
  47. Illinois: The Illest State
  48. Iowa: The Farmer State
  49. Minnesota: The Freezing State
  50. New Mexico: The Hispanic State

USA Parties

A list of major, third and smaller american parties:

Major Parties

  1. Democratic Party - center-left
  2. Republican Party - Nazi fundies

Third Parties

  1. Libertarian Party - the capitalists
  2. Green Party - the "Go Gore, go!" party (we agree with that)
  3. Constipation Constitution - the "No you can't!" party

Tiny Parties

  1. America First Party - "Screw the rest of the world!" - the paleoconservative scum
  2. America's Independent Party - yet dependent of oil
  3. American Independent Party - independent of the party above, though just like it
  4. Boston Tea Party - setting new records at throwing tea bags
  5. Communist Party - Watch out, there's a capitalist behind you.
  6. Progressive Labor Party - the worker's party
  7. Independence Party - nobody knows what are these guys all about
  8. Labor Party - our dudes
  9. Modern Whig Party - the moderately center-center party
  10. Marijuana Party - "I did inhale" party
  11. Objectivist Party - party of Ayn Rand
  12. Populist Party - not that popular
  13. Reform Party - reforming backwards
  14. Party for Socialism and Liberation - liberate us tender
  15. Socialist Party - do we have to say anything?
  16. Socialist Equality Party - equally socialistic as the above
  17. Socialist Workers Party - work, work...
  18. Veteran Party - its just old
  19. Workers World Party - take your hammers, take your sickles!
  20. Working Families - nothing special, just center left wing

References

  1. 20th Century world history
  2. 4 USC CHAPTER 1 - THE FLAG, Office of the Law Revision Counsel, US House of Representatives
  3. http://kevincolby.com/tag/knights-of-columbus/
  4. http://www.kofc-covina.org/the_pledge_of_allegiance.htm