United States of America
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The United States of America (short form: the USA or the US) is a Superpower in North America located south of Canada and north of Mexico.
This country was founded by liberals in 1776. Conservatives have been trying to destroy it ever since.
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France
France was critical to the American Revolution, and helped the USA achieve independence from the United Kingdom in the 18th Century. Nowadays, the French have become very pacifist, and were one of the few countries who could stand up to Dubya about the Iraq War. However, in the Second World War, the Free French [1] and the French Resistance [2] were one of the most powerful forces of the Allied armies.
Under God
The words 'under God' were not in the 'Pledge of Allegiance' until 1954 File:Location United States.svg.png when the Knights of Columbus lobbied to have it inserted to make America different from the "Godless" Soviets aided with John Lennon's famous quote on religion, before that, people could care less. When Alexander Hamilton was asked about the exclusion of God in the United States Constitution, he replied: "We forgot."
Politics
The current President of the United States of America (almost always, erroneously, referred to as America) is Barack Obama, a member of the Democratic Party.
Incidentally a little known fact is that the United States of America no longer exists. It is has been transformed into the American Empire, but most, if not all conservatives still reject this claim.
All of those in the country who actually have an education of any sort, or simply common sense, are liberal. Andrew Schlafly style homeschooling isn't real education.
In the 2008 election, Mainstream America got tired of George W. Bush and voted for Barack Obama in large numbers because the opposing candidate, John McSame was Bush's 3rd term.
External links
- United States of Jesus This video was done during the Bush administration.
States
Contains 50 States:
- Delaware: The First State; the smallest state; the most irrelevant state besides Wyoming
- New Hampshire: The Reddest State in New England; still pure blue
- Vermont: The Greenest state, both politically and literally
- Maine: The Lobster thermidor au crevattes with a Mornay sauce garnished with truffle patees and a fried egg on top and spam State
- Massachusetts: The Purple State, but very blue
- Rhode Island: The Half a State
- Connecticut: The Greenwich State
- New York: The Bluest Large State, though moderate
- New Jersey: The Toxic Waste Dump State
- Maryland: The "No-Y-Here" State
- Pennsylvania: The Penn Sylva State
- Ohio: The Sadness State
- Virginia: The Virgin State
- Indiana: The Native State
- North Carolina: The Really an Extension of SC State
- South Carolina: The Independent State
- Georgia: The George State
- Florida: The Cuban State
- Alabama: The Separate-but-Equal State
- Mississippi: The "S" State
- Missouri: The Failed "S" State
- Louisiana: The Louis State (like the French "looeee")
- Arkansas: The Jaundiced State
- Tennessee: The Country State
- Texas: The Empire of Bushworld State
- Oklahoma: The OK La Homa State
- North Dakota: The Nonexistent State
- South Dakota: The Nonexistent State Too
- West Virginia: The Nice Part of Virginia State
- Kentucky: The Kommunist State
- Arizona: The "Our-Borders-Are-Broken" State
- California: Da Golden Staat
- Nevada: The Snowy State
- Utah: The Mormon State
- Oregon: The Organ [instrument] State
- Washington: The General State; if the states formed a militia Washington would be general
- Idaho: The "No! You da ho" State
- Montana: The Mountain State
- Nebraska: The Skiing State
- Kansas: The Bleeding State
- Michigan: The Global Warming State
- Wisconsin: The Melancholy State
- Wyoming: The "Nobody-lives-here-so-go-away" State
- Hawaii: The Island State
- Alaska: The (Nebraska - Nebr + Al) State
- Colorado: The Almost "O" State
- Illinois: The Illest State
- Iowa: The Farmer State
- Minnesota: The Freezing State
- New Mexico: The Hispanic State
USA Parties
A table & list of major, third and smaller American parties. We've no idea where the Modern Whigs should go, as they're Moderately Center-Center. Or something.
Oh, and the Veterans Party are also a little hazy.
| - | Good Guys | Bad Guys |
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| The Big Ones | Democrats | Republicans |
| The 3rd Ones | Greens |
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| The Little Ones |
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Major Parties
- Democratic Party - center-left
- Republican Party - Nazi fundies
Third Parties
- Libertarian Party - the capitalists
- Green Party - the "Go Gore, go!" party (we agree with that)
-
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Tiny Parties
- America First Party - "Screw the rest of the world!" - the paleoconservative scum
- America's Independent Party - yet dependent of oil
- American Independent Party - independent of the party above, though just like it
- Boston Tea Party - setting new records at throwing tea bags
- Communist Party - Watch out, there's a capitalist behind you.
- Progressive Labor Party - the worker's party
- Independence Party - nobody knows what are these guys all about
- Labor Party - our dudes
- Modern Whig Party - the moderately center-center party
- Marijuana Party - "I did inhale" party
- Objectivist Party - party of Ayn Rand
- Populist Party - not that popular
- Reform Party - reforming backwards
- Party for Socialism and Liberation - liberate us tender
- Socialist Party - do we have to say anything?
- Socialist Equality Party - equally socialistic as the above
- Socialist Workers Party - work, work...
- Veteran Party - its just old
- Workers World Party - take your hammers, take your sickles!
- Working Families - nothing special, just center left wing
