I'm a New Englander getting overeducated by liberal Professors in an east coast elitist university. I use public transportation, I have a passport, I watch MSNBC, and I find Larry the Cable Guy embarrassing, as an American. Basically, I'm everything Bill O'Reilly thinks is wrong with America, and proud of it.
I once created a Conservapedia account under a name I've never used anywhere else, having finally found a link to register. My account was blocked before I made a single edit.