For years, liberals have been wondering why the **** conservatives think the way thay do. Now, thanks to advanced technology and waterboarding Fox News viewers we can reconstruct part of a conservatives thought process:

"I love this great nation. Dubya talks about Jebus and how he saved us all and how we should convert the hethans. The U.N. can... (end of broadcast)

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