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Mitt Romney
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May be a eeerrr or at the very least a creepy guy
Political Office: Former Governor of Massachusetts
Political Party: Republican
Religion Mormon

"One can draw a straight line from the young man who pinned down a terrified teenager and walked a blind man into a closed door, to the adult who put the family dog in a kennel and strapped it to the roof of the car, to the businessman who laid off hundreds of people, cancelled their health benefits, and paid himself millions while their company went bankrupt. And the line continues: the governor who slashed education and raised fees on the middle class, and the possible president who would use his power to cut taxes on his fellow millionaires while pushing for the gradual demise of traditional Medicare. "- Paul Begala[1]

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W. Mitt Robney W. Mitt Romney; AKA: Willard Romney, Willard Mitt Romney, Slick Willie, knows how to make money in the private business sector, often by restructuring companies and firing people. Would he make a good President? Luckily we don't need to worry about that, as he lost the 2012 Presidential Election.

What is he?Edit

Before he joined the dark side, he used to be governor of Massachusetts. Hypocritically, he claimed he created jobs when in fact he fired workers and reduced benefits.

Flip flopEdit

"Something Massachusetts is happy to be rid of. More commonly known as "Mitt the Shit" or "Mittens", Romney left office before he could be run out of the state on a rail. He really did a good job fixing the Big Dig. Yeah, right! This guy is not only incompetent, he's the biggest flip-flopper in politics. And this doesn't mean his position "evolves" over time or as the situation changes. Mitten's position changes depending on which state he happens to be in at the time. No nuance about this guy. He's one of those "dazzle them with bullshit" kind of politicians, about as cardboard and phony as you will find in politics. "- {{{2}}}

Romney opposes supports opposes [1] Universal Health Care. Here at Liberapedia we had trouble working out what he believes about health care. And it’s not only with health care that Mitt keeps changing.

Mitt Romney Style (Gangnam Style Parody)02:52

Mitt Romney Style (Gangnam Style Parody)

Some of the video is joking but a lot of it is true.

""What I think is unfortunate about Mitt Romney is that he doesn't even know who he is." Wasserman-Schultz said voters aren't looking for "someone who has no convictions.""- [2]

And these websites will show you even more of Romney's flip flops:-

No nuance about this guy. Mitt Romney looks like a B-movie actor playing a President who is supposed to look like Ronald Reagan. He has no substance. He is a business man with no aptitude for politics.

Is he even worse than George W. Bush? Yes! Is that possible? Yes, because he stands for nothing basically!

Lying about 47% of AmericansEdit

Romney did not know he was being taped when he said "47% of Americans don't pay income tax," they see themselves as victims, won't take personal responsibility for their lives and expect the state to provide. 47%, Romney said will vote for Obama come what may and Romney will disregard them. Ironically, many of those 47% might have been willing to vote for Romney,[2] at least they were before they found out he insulted them and didn't care about them.

How Romney makes raw moneyEdit

Mitt Romney takes over under performing companies to make money. When turning the company round works Romney makes a profit though some workers usually are made redundant. When turning the company round doesn't work the company is usually forced into bankruptcy, all the employees become unemployed and creditors together with former workers pay. Romney doesn't. [3] Romney sneered about 47%, see above. [4] Some are victims of predatory take overs by Romney and others like him.

Stephen Colbert political satirist, doesn't like Romney.

As head of Bain Capital, he [Romney] bought companies, carved them up and got rid of what he couldn’t use.” Recalling Mr. Romney’s remark that “corporations are people,” the commedian concludes, “He’s Mitt the Ripper. ... If you believe corporations are people, do your duty and protect them. On Sat., Jan. 21, stop Mitt the Ripper before he kills again." [3]

BullyEdit

He and his friends pulled down a gay kid who had long hair. Mitt cut his hair while his friends held down his legs. This is a form of bullying, see Mitt Romney Cranbrook incident.

Quoting RomneyEdit

“In my opinion, the science class is where to teach evolution, or if there are other scientific thoughts that need to be discussed,” he said. “If we’re going to talk about more philosophical matters, like why it was created, and was there an intelligent designer behind it, that’s for the religion class or philosophy class or social studies class.” Source: [4]

Conservapedia and Mitt RomneyEdit

  1. As of July 2011 Conservapedia and their sysop, Conservative would have prefered a different presidential candidate, the rather silly Michele Bachmann. [5]
  2. As of April 2012 Conservapedia will have to make do with Romney.

TruthfulnessEdit

Lying has become the way Romney does business, this can be an advantage or a disadvantage. But it shows that he flip-flops. [6]

For Example:

He promised to bring down unemployment 6%.[7]

He promised to create 12 million jobs[8]

& a bunch of other stuff.[9]

& would he have done them?. Answer: Big FAT NO.

BirthersEdit

Sometimes the sillier Conservatives can't even tell when we're joking.

Unlike most Republicans, he has actually not criticized President Obama for "not having a birth certificate"; however, this is only because he himself is actually Kenyan and Muslim Mexican. [5]

DefeatEdit

Romney took the election defeat hard, [10]and said not being in the White House kills him. [11] What would Romomney be doing if he were in the White House? Liberapedia can find no clear indication, there's been too much flip flopping.

Big BirdEdit

TriviaEdit

  • Romney believes that Ted Cruz is a natural born citizen of America[12]
  • Romney made money from a company called Endurance Specialty Holdings designed to make money from the chaos that followed the attack on 9/11. The company was based in Bermuda to avoid US Taxes. [13]
  • Romeny said that the GOP is ‘nuts’ for not supporting minimum wage increase. [14] Of course he's such a serial flip flopper, next week, next month or next year he might say something totally different.
  • Mitt Romeny wants the 2016 Republican Presidential Candidate to hand over their Tax returns[15]

See alsoEdit

ReferencesEdit

  1. Heartless
  2. Fact-checking Romney's "47 percent" comment
  3. How does Bain (Mitt Romney's Company) make money?
  4. Dumb Mitt Romney Quotes
  5. http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&action=historysubmit&diff=885694&oldid=885661
  6. Mitt Romney, a man of falsehoods
  7. http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/23/romney-promises-to-bring-unemployment-down-to-6/
  8. http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2012/10/post_95.html
  9. http://www.denverpost.com/ci_21928775/obamas-romneys-campaign-promises-and-how-they-stack
  10. Mitt Romney: What's his next move?
  11. Mitt Romney: “It Kills Me … Not to Be in the White House Doing What Needs To Be Done”.
  12. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/mitt-romney-ted-cruz-is-a-natural-born-citizen/
  13. How Mitt Romney Made Money After 9/11
  14. Mitt Romney: GOP is ‘nuts’ for not supporting minimum wage increase
  15. Mitt Romney to GOP Candidates: Release Your Tax Returns

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