If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it
|Stephen Tyrone Colbert|
|Political Party:||Stephen Colbert's Nacho Cheese Fellowship Party (Conservatism) But really, in real life, he's a Democrat.|
|Born||May 13, 1964 (age 45)|
Stephen Colbert is a talk show host on Comedy Central looking like an evil conservative. Stephen Colbert is suspected of being ACTUALLY a liberal that makes fun of over the top of conservatives as in acting like them, see Stealth parody. He used to be a correspondent on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart. He now host a spin-off of the Daily Show called The Colbert Report. Stephen Colbert is the 69th most attractive women in the universe according to MAXIM. 
Stop Stephen Colbert!Edit
He is a danger to free society because of his resistance to the idea of facts. He relies solely on his "gut" instinct and believes that facts have a liberal bias. As any good liberal knows, facts support us 100% and since everything is Biased facts must be biased for us. His constant demonizing and hate of liberals makes him a threat who according to some MUST be stopped.
is aConservative pretends to be a Conservative on his show the Colbert Report on Comedy Central. He pretends to be resistant to facts to use the all-so familiar device of Conservative hypocrisy to make fun of them, as his show consists of the most Sarcasm ever concentrated into a half-hour television program. He is extremely narcissistic and actually a closet liberal, proved by his show segments that contradict his "conservative" morals. Stephen Colbert presidential campaign, 2008 The satire on his show is unhealthy for the elderly and those with heart complications.
It is widely believed that Stephen Colbert is the reincarnation of baby Jesus, and the holiest of all beings. If you oppose Stephen Colbert, please pack your bags and report to GITMO.
Stephen Colbert recently viewed Conservapedia and approved of it. He liked it's project of re-translating the bible to exclude Liberal things like Jesus helping the Poor people. Naturally he approved of this but he realized that they left out one very important thing: Him. So he told his audience to fix this and edit the pages to include Stephen Colbert. He stated that he wasn't a central character but he is still in there.
He has also gotten spiders and exercise equipment named after him.
His very own WikiEdit
- ↑ Stephen Colbert
- ↑ Show Off
- ↑ Who's #69 on Maxim's List of Hottest Women? Stephen Colbert
- ↑ Liberapedia is Subjective, we write as if Liberals have no faults or few faults. We know that's not true but we also know plenty of Conservative publications like Conservapedia and Fox news that like to spread dirt about Liberals and we don't want to add to the deluge.